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<title>Stupid clock with day, month and date read out</title>
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<description>I bought this stupid clock on E-Bay for my 86-year old aunt, because she is getting confused.  Unfortunately, I didn&#x26;#39;t realize until it arrived that you have to manually change everything, every day, except the time.  
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Every day.  Push three buttons.  If you forget for a day, or only push two buttons, the large, black and white read-out that is so easy to read, is wrong.  I found it made her even more confused.  If the stupid clock said something, she believed it.  I would call her up and tell her what day it is and she would argue with me, because her stupid clock said something different.  
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Stupid clock.  I bought her a new one that automatically changes every day.  
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This stupid, battery operated clock is free to whomever wants it.  You will find it easier to work in harmony with it if you are a fairly cognizant person.  On the other hand, if you are not always cognizant and want to drive your family crazy, this is the PERFECT clock for you.
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&#x26;lt;ul&#x26;gt;
&#x26;lt;li&#x26;gt; Location: Mid-town Ventura
&#x26;lt;li&#x26;gt; it&#x26;#39;s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests&#x26;lt;/ul&#x26;gt;
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<title>air guitar</title>
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<description>left handed vintage air guitar for free all thats needed is new strings and a good dusting.&#x26;lt;!-- START CLTAGS --&#x26;gt;


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&#x26;lt;li&#x26;gt; &#x26;lt;!-- CLTAG GeographicArea=thousand oaks --&#x26;gt;Location: thousand oaks
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<dc:date>2007-09-11T17:09:41-07:00</dc:date>
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<title>Scary Porcelain Dolls</title>
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<description>The thing is, I&#x26;#39;m afraid of porcelain dolls.  I&#x26;#39;m esp. afraid of clowns.  These are not clowns, they are just very ugly and evil-looking girl dolls with dresses on.   I keep them in the garage, because I&#x26;#39;m concerned about them animating at night and attacking me while I sleep.
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Please take them away.   &#x26;lt;br&#x26;gt;&#x26;lt;br&#x26;gt;

UPDATE:  AS OF 3:30pm on Sunday THEY ARE GONE. HOOORAY!!  Thanks for all who wrote in commenting on the funnieness of this post, but seriously, I&#x26;#39;m just glad they are gone.  A nice gal in a yellow Geo took them away.&#x26;lt;!-- START CLTAGS --&#x26;gt;
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&#x26;lt;br&#x26;gt;&#x26;lt;br&#x26;gt;&#x26;lt;!-- DO NOT EDIT these unless you&#x26;#39;re really feeling brave and want your posting messed up.  You have been warned. --&#x26;gt;
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&#x26;lt;li&#x26;gt; &#x26;lt;!-- CLTAG GeographicArea=Camarillo, CA --&#x26;gt;Location: Camarillo, CA
&#x26;lt;li&#x26;gt; it&#x26;#39;s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests&#x26;lt;/ul&#x26;gt;
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